Digital Genesis

by **John** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:04 am

Pirates!

Check out the original too. This is the kind of thing we have on kids' TV in England. I think I'm addicted.

by **Kaervek** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:20 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw

by **Himuro** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:51 pm

http://www.deepskyfrontier.com/#howbig01

what's the point??

by **Equalsk** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:00 pm

You're wrong.

by **Himuro** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:25 pm

He's awesome. Best doctor character of all time.

by **Action** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:30 pm

Wrong.

by **Himuro** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:32 pm

You got me there.

by **Murphy** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:02 pm

No he doesn't.

by **Action** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:05 pm

Do too.

by **Murphy** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:51 am

Ok, then. Meanwhile, I will continue to think of Jack as a bit of a wuss.

Because he is a bit of a wuss.

by **Action** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:21 am

You're a bit of a wuss, filet minon boy. :approv

by **Murphy** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:45 am

Real men eat steak.

by **Himuro** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:42 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ-ac-uVaFA

the hell

by **Kaervek** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:05 am

"You are good at blowing job, aren't you?"

by **Himuro** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:14 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V_V8WNF ... ed&search=

What the hell is WRONG with japanese people?!

by **Cervalicious** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:53 am

japs (from japan) seem like such fun people.

by **Maverick** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:54 am

I'll never understand what the hell is so frightening about The Ring.

by **Murphy** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:46 am

SOME HYPOTHETICAL INSTANCES IN WHICH WOMEN I DATE SHOULD KNOW THAT THEY ARE ON THEIR OWN

Sure, it’s easy to be a hero in the right circumstances.

Have a giant, grotesque beast of a spider crawling up the wall? No problem. I will kill it without remorse — with my bare hand if I have to! Garbage bag split, unleashing nasty wet trash substances? I will clean it, even if the smell makes me want to vomit. The little stuff is no problem for me, and there’s actually a lot of little stuff that really freaks people out. One girl I dated refused to talk to clowns, but if there were ever a situation in which talking to a clown had been absolutely necessary and unavoidable, I would’ve had no problem. I’ve looked into it, and most non-movie clowns are not supernaturally evil.

On the other hand, there’s just some stuff that I won’t do for a woman, no matter how much I love her, or how many cute faces she makes. There’s plenty of unfortunate and grotesque things that I’d do that would make most boyfriends wretch, but even my psyche has limits; so, in the rare case that I ever start dating anyone that’s reading this, take this as a warning:

If we’re ever canoodling on a dark and stormy night while watching, let’s say, a zombie film, and there are loud crashes of thunder just before the electricity goes out, I’m not going into the basement to check on the fuses. You are. I can’t even imagine any version of this scenario where I would willingly open the basement door. I will be waiting on the couch until you get back, and if it’s still dark and you’re moving curiously slowly when you show up I’m taking the cat and going back to my parent’s house.

If, perhaps, you somehow find yourself dangling precariously by one hand from a window ledge of a skyscraper (or above any deep chasm, really), I’m not going to try to pull you back up. I’ll sit ten to twenty feet away and give you moral support, but mostly I’ll just wait until help arrives because I am not getting close to any drop of more than six feet. I love you, but I don’t like falling to my death. I’ll be crippled with fear a little ways over there, thinking about how — statistically speaking — you’ll probably just pull me over the edge with you. I don’t care for that.

If you somehow get caught in a screaming match with a known felon and gang member over something irrationally stupid, I’m not going to back you up unless I find your argument to be valid and sound, and only then if I think we can persuade the felon to follow our logic. If the circumstances fail to meet those two conditions, I’m going to be slowly backing away from you, my hands out in front of me in the least-threatening position I can find, just to make sure that the quickly-growing mob of Jets or Sharks or Warriors knows that this is your battle. My point is: don’t give people on the street dirty looks.

I’m sure there are other situations in which you’ll find that you’ll have to save us, like snakes, being lost in the desert, and when we encounter acidic alien blobs that indiscriminately devour humans, but I think this is a good starter set.

by **Kaervek** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:42 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOWbN2MZsOs

by **Rama** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:01 am

Zelda: The Animated Series sure is a lot less awesome than I remember it being. :XD

by **Himuro** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:36 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHsOrFwIZ8Y&eurl=

Colbert interviews Elanor Holmes Norton

by **Himuro** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:54 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ0cwzzONu0

Not safe for work but..

wtf

by **Murphy** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:15 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTyXskOk ... ed&search=

This is flipping hilarious. To me at least.

by **Himuro** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:21 am

by **Murphy** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:23 am

There are plenty more episodes! I would watch just for her laugh at the end.

by **Himuro** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:32 am

I feel sorry for her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpBdGqP3 ... ed&search=

:lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n32HQ7ES ... ed&search=

Is the best one

by **Cervalicious** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:34 am

boy i sure do love jap culture.

by **Cervalicious** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:07 am

so i just watched this video of a dea agent lecturing at a school. the kids look pretty young. he talks about his gun and how you should never play with one cause accidents happen.

i dont want to spoil it for you, but the irony is great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UiLkZKfk14

Website · by **Marzipan** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:28 am

Kaervek wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOWbN2MZsOs

That was funny as crap.

by **Action** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:37 am

Cervalicious wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UiLkZKfk14

What a sporking idiot.

by **Kaervek** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:32 am

That "accident" looked staged.

Website · by **Marzipan** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:46 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3OUmw2O-rA&NR

This guy's sentencing is CRAZY.

by **Rama** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:43 am

Murphy wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTyXskOkHjw&mode=related&search=

This is flipping hilarious. To me at least.

I've never heard of that Japanese show. I must watch more episodes of it!

The idea is very original. It's a live action show with...non-living people.

by **Cervalicious** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:09 am

Marzipan wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3OUmw2O-rA&NR

This guy's sentencing is CRAZY.

that shootout was crazy

by **Kaervek** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:45 am

You must watch more of it just because it's Japanese? You fanboy. :grumpy

by **Murphy** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:48 am

I'd watch it more for the hilarity. Even if it was Icelandic.

by **Kaervek** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:50 pm

http://cactuarcosplay.ytmnd.com/

by **Rama** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 5:01 am

by **Action** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 1:42 pm

I'm not sure what was funny about that.

by **Rama** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:31 pm

Well, having played 3D Final Fantasy games before, I know exactly how creatures will do their animation and just keep on doign it over and over again. Seeing someone in real life doing a "videogame monster animation" just right, and having it looped over and over again just amuses me.

It's less me finding him hilarious, and more his similarity to an actual video game monster.

EDIT:

The Wilhelm Scream Compilation

This is neat.

EDIT2:

Live Action Ryu vs. Dhalsim :XD

Colbert - Congressman nailed on 10 commandments

by **Troy** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 6:04 am

Some funny clip from a Samurai movie. Has Dschingis Khan in the background. D:

On the topic of Dschingis Khan, here's the original song that started the whole thing.

by **Action** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 6:46 am

So, Troy, any ETA on a youtube video of you dying in a fire? Just wondering!

by **Rama** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 6:58 am

I can't believe that Troy still catches flak. :XD

by **Action** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:02 am

Eric, same question!

by **Rama** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:06 am

Well, if one so happens to become available on YouTube, I assure you it will be the finest fiery death you will ever witness.

I'll be nice n' extra crispy, like good ol' fried chicken, mm mmms!